I have a theory. I have a theory.

So have any of you wondered why Asian women are such freaks in bed?

Well i think its because Asian men have smaller penises. Think about it: the small penis means the woman is not satisfied; this means that she will want more and therefore will go crazy in bed seeking that climax she longs for.

Little lion must compensate for size with mighty roar.

The "impossible" may be freaking possible.

When I say the "impossible" I mean telekinesis and cosmic powers and such. You know what the craziest part is, it was proven by the Aspect experiment conducted in 1980 by Alain Aspect.

The experiment concluded that if you affect one particle in location A, then another particle in location B will also be instantaneously affected. Faster than the speed of light, but thats beyond the point. They dont have to be physically touching, or anything. Obviously there is more to it than that so Google the experiment and find out exactly what Aspect did to come up with this conclusion. (if your still confused than ask me in person to explain it, or maybe facebook. I dont want to explain the experiment here because I just dont have the patience at 1:34 AM to do all that typing. And it is alot)

Now this doesn't prove that telekinesis is actually possible but it does prove that it may be possible. My mind is freaking blown.

Superstring Theory- 9 dimensions of reality?

So I'm reading Fabric of the Cosmos by Brian Greene and I'm about 20 pages in and so many questions already popped into my head.

Bear with me that you might seem kinda lost reading this because I'm not going into detail about this cause I would need 20 pages to fully explain this. Just listen and accept the facts that I give you.

So physicists can use quantum mechanics to predict the probability of motion and actions in time for small matter and relativity theory to predict the same for large matter like stars and galaxies. They however cannot mix. Because for probability is measured in percent 20% 34% etc. But if you mix the two theories you get an infinite percent. Now you may think alright so if there is an infinite percent chance that the colts will win then I'm gonna bet all my money on them. Well it doesnt work that way. Probabilities higher than 100 are meaningless. They represent innacurate information.
Now what about the centers of blackholes? Or the legendary Big Bang?

You can't just use one of the two theories because of the huge amount of mass each one has. So physicists have spent years trying to come up with a theory of reality in which quantum mechanics and relativity theory can exist together in peace. After decades they came up with Superstring Theory.

Superstring theory functions on the fact that all the electrons and quarks that make up atoms and such are actually strings. Extremely small strings vibrating on different frequencies. When a guitar string vibrates it creates a musical note, well Superstring theory functions on the same idea except instead of notes, we get matter.

Makes sense so far right? Well Superstring theory poses a giant twist on reality. Instead of there being 3 dimensions of space, height width depth, and one dimension of time there are 9 dimensions of space and one dimension of time. Now what does this mean? We cant deny Superstring theory though because it answers many, many questions in cosmology etc.
So now what are we missing out on? What is reality?

What does "having a life mean"?

Is it making it?
Living on your own?
Having friends and not being a shut in?
Who gives anyone the right to tell anyone whether they have a life or not?

Social Trash

is defined as people who do nothing to better society or play no value in it.

High school dropouts, bums, and most people that are living off of welfare(grey area is pretty big here) are social trash. High school dropouts are the root of bums and people living off welfare. Clearly their choice of dropping out shows that their mental state needs serious questioning unless they dropped out for a valid reason but dropping out cause "I didn't learn anything" or "my school treated me like shit" are not valid reasons. These people wont get real jobs, unless they want to work at McDonalds making my cheeseburgers for the rest of their lives. I guess that is "important" to society.

But in all honesty that doesn't really do anything for society. They aren't helping anyone like a teacher would or helping science like a scientist or doctor would. They are just there, just like bums and people living off welfare. I think the bums aren't even quite bad because they have accepted the fact that they are poor and won't bring anyone else down with them. The people living off welfare on the other hand, are taking our taxes to live their lives. Of course the cost of living goes up everyday so some people need a little help in the form of Food Stamps or something similar, but alot of the people on full blown welfare do not have any jobs even though they are perfectly capable of getting one. Why are we paying for their lazy asses? They should burn and rot in hell.

America is too easy on its citizens. I mean its practically impossible to fail in public schools with summer school and after school available to make up the credits. People are just going to keep asking and asking for help and never learn to fend for themselves. And the aid that they get will possibly be used for the wrong stuff. *cough AIG bonuses cough* The government needs to stop babying its citizens, we need to man the fuck up.

Once you yell in an argument

you have admitted defeat.

No argument or debate needs to escalate to this point. If you can't prove your point without losing your temper than you have lost. If you can't reason under civilized conditions than clearly you have not and can not prove your point.

This is just the same as when parents hit their children in an argument, not to punish them that is a different topic. If a parent is trying to explain a point to their child but has to lose their temper and beat it into the kid then clearly no point has been made. The child will learn through fear and not through reasoning. Instead of the child thinking, "Oh, I can't do this because it is wrong because so and so" the child will think, "Oh I can't do this cause I'm scared of being beat." Is there a lesson learned?

Screamo

is an acquired taste in music.

It's very rare to just show someone a screamo song or band like Behemoth or Children of Bodom. People kinda gotta work their way up to it. At first they'll say, "Ah, this is bullshit. Cant understand crap." I know I did at first.

People would probably first listen to Metallica, they're like the gateway band since they're so popular well known. Afterward if the person really likes heavy music like that they'd go into Slayer, a little heavier but much faster. Afterward it can go anywhere.